real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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