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trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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