I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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