I'm drive I can fine osifer
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize