So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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