i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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