is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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