oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I'm having to shit out rocks
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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