Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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