Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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