i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She made me pour olive oil on her.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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