i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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