We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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What a dumb baby whore.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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