He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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