So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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