Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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