When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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