She's JV to your varsity
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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