How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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