i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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