dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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