i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Randomize