so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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