so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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