Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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