just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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