oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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