he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
