the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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