I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
And then he peed in my hair
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