ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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