HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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