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I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly