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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.

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  He had some in his pocket. That was weird.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is

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• (818): View more from California

  I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  pop tarts are not kleenex

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?

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