I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Dick very happy bro