I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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