I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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