i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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