We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
false alarm, still single
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