I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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