she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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