The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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