I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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