Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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