I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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