before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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