ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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