Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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