i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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