is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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