Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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