And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
another moral hangover. fuck.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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