if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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