Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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