she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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