The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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